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FiendishX
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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:31 am
zmud drunk typing
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I was bored last night and made a script that lets you pretend to be drunk just like everyone else. Only now you can do it without effort. It's simple, yet effective.
You can't paste data records into the command line, so this needs to be put into a text file and then imported.
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#CLASS {DrunkTyping} {setdef}
#ALIAS drunk {#VARIABLE drunkstring {%lower( " %-2")};#LOOP %len( @drunkstring) {#VARIABLE drunkstring %insert( "|", @drunkstring, %eval( %i*2))};#VARIABLE drunkstring %delnitem( @drunkstring, %numitems( @drunkstring));#LOOP %numitems( @drunkstring) {#IF (%random( 1000)>900) {#VARIABLE drunkreplacement %db( @drunkkeymap, %item( @drunkstring, %i));#VARIABLE drunkstring %replaceitem( %item( @drunkreplacement, %random( 1, %numitems( @drunkreplacement))), %i, @drunkstring)}};#LOOP 1,%eval( %numitems( @drunkstring)-1) {#IF (%random( 1000)<50) {#VARIABLE drunkreplacement %item( @drunkstring, %i);#VARIABLE drunkstring %replaceitem( %item( @drunkstring, %eval( %i+1)), %i, @drunkstring);#VARIABLE drunkstring %replaceitem( @drunkreplacement, %eval( %i+1), @drunkstring)}};#SEND {%1 %replace( @drunkstring, "|", "")}}
#VAR drunkstring {}
#VAR drunkkeymap {q a|w|s|q w q|w|e|a|s|d e w|e|r|s|d|f r e|r|t|d|f|g t r|t|y|f|g|h y t|y|u|g|h|j u y|u|i|h|j|k i u|i|o|j|k|l o i|o|p|k|l p o|p|l a q|w|a|s|z s a|w|e|s|d|z|x d s|e|d|f|x|c f d|r|f|t|g|c|v g f|v|g|b|h|y|t h g|b|h|y|u|j|n j h|u|j|i|n|m|k k j|i|k|m|l|o|, l k|o|l|,|p z a|z|s|x x z|s|x|d|c c x|d|c|f|v v c|f|v|g|b b v|g|h|b|n n b|h|n|j|m m n|j|m|k|, , ,|.|m|l . ,|.|/|l }
#VAR drunkreplacement {}
#CLASS 0
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Usage:
drunk <channel> <message>
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drunk {<tell/page/etc> <player>} <message> |
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Qaiia
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Joined: 06 Apr 2007
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:35 pm
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Would you mind posting a small example of the output, please? :)
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Fang Xianfu
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Joined: 26 Jan 2004
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:59 pm
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To avoid the quite naff drunk {tell mike} blah syntax, you could just have it always display the first two words verbatim. It won't make much difference to most text.
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FiendishX
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Joined: 19 Nov 2005
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:40 pm
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| Qaiia wrote: |
| Would you mind posting a small example of the output, please? :) |
Heh, sure.
Eight test outputs just using the default values:
(Group) Fiendish: 'this isw teet for qiiaa or hbe drun ktyping scrlpt's ojtpu.t what do hou htink,w aiia?'
(Group) Fiendish: 't his is atest for qaiia of hre drunk tyipngs cdipg's uotput. what doyou thinj, qaiai?'
(Group) Fiendish: 'this is a tezt tro qalia kfthe druni typing script'soutptu. wyat eo you think, qakia?'
(Group) Fiendish: 'this is stest for qaiia ofreg drnuk typing script's outupt. wjat do you think,qaiia?'
(Group) Fiendish: 'tyis is a test vor qaiai of the dunrk typlng csript'soutpky. wja tdo toj think, qaiiw?'
(Group) Fiendish: 'this is a testforsaii aof tbe dryn, typings drkpts output. hwat od oyu think, qzlia?'
(Group) Fiendish: 'this isa test tof qaiia of the deunk typijg srcipt's ouprut. what dl you think, qaiia?'
(Group) Fiendish: 'thsi os a testfor qaiia lc teh rdunktyping scrpi'tso utputl shat eo hou think, qaiis?'
Two numbers can be changed in the script to alter how messed up it gets.
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| To avoid the quite naff drunk {tell mike} blah syntax, you could just have it always display the first two words verbatim. It won't make much difference to most text. |
Yeah, I considered that. But I didn't want short messages to always be correct. |
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Qaiia
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Joined: 06 Apr 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:51 pm
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What's sad is that I see people typing like that naturally in-game. I like the first one about "teet". Good times.
Pretty good, though I would suggest swapping 's' for 'sh' more often. |
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Vitae
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Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 673
Location: New York
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:11 am
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| Fang Xianfu wrote: |
| To avoid the quite naff drunk {tell mike} blah syntax, you could just have it always display the first two words verbatim. It won't make much difference to most text. |
Wouldn't an #if take care of that?
like
#IF (%ismember( %-1, @drunk_chat_extras))
#var drunk_chat_extras {page|whisper|tell}
something like that in there....would allow for separation between channels and tells/whispers/pages |
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ralgith
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:14 am
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Yes Vitae, it would... If anyone takes a look at the stuff I was involved with doing the speech impediments (stutter I think is the only one here, though lisp may be as well) you'll see we handled it that way. Sorta. :D
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FiendishX
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:00 pm
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| Vitae wrote: |
Wouldn't an #if take care of that?
like
#IF (%ismember( %-1, @drunk_chat_extras))
#var drunk_chat_extras {page|whisper|tell}
something like that in there....would allow for separation between channels and tells/whispers/pages |
Sure, but then it wouldn't be portable. My way doesn't care what MUD you're on. |
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Vitae
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:57 pm
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There IS no other MUD! ;-)
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ralgith
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:31 pm
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The #IF Also wouldn't care what MUD you were on.... It just wouldn't ever "drunkify" those words.
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