This is driving me crazy, and I'm sure it's something very silly I'm missing...it's what I get for staring at code too long. Anywho, as a disclaimer, I HAVE searced the forums, so, you know.
Basically what I'm trying to do is capture the output of an object identity spell to a file so that I can read it back. I'm trying to avoid databases at all costs (because they scare me), but I don't ...